In the news, Costa Rican prison guards apprehended a cat with 230 g of weed and 67 g of crack cocaine taped to his little body, as he leaped the prison fence to bring the drugs inside.
Now the Fable:
Authorities became suspicious because the cat had become so heavy, he needed help leaping the fence.
In related news, it is rumored that imprisoned Mexican drug lord El Chapo, from the bottom of his heart, contacted the Humane Society offering to adopt every cat they have.
With Love To All - Dick
This afternoon, we have breaking news! President Trump just issued a pardon to this drug running Costa Rican cat. He joins a remarkable list of pardoned investor and bank swindlers.
Dear Reader: This is taken from a real story https://www.cbsnews.com/news/video-cat-drugs-caught-prison-costa-rica/
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