Saturday, September 15, 2018

Scandals In Santa's Workshop

The North Pole is abuzz as the news media converged on Santa's workshop.

For despite his marriage, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer allegedly had affairs with two other female reindeer, one of them a porn star.

And Rudolph is also accused of having another of Santa's reindeer, Blitzer pay hush money to cover-up these lurid affairs, money allegedly stolen from Santa.

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Friday, September 7, 2018

Selecting A Supreme Court Justice

It was time to select a new Supreme Court Justice in the nation of Blunderfield, a selection so important, it could affect this nation for the next 25-years.

But one political party was in control and it selected Bonzo, a gorilla as nominee.
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Friday, August 31, 2018

How To Hire And Fire Attorneys

With President Trump often hiring and firing attorneys, I wondered if there is a best way to do this. To find out, I spoke with legal expert Dr. Willis Blunderfield.

“Of course there is,“ replied Dr. Blunderfield. “And it’s simple.“

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Thursday, August 23, 2018

Santa’s Perspective On U.S. Politics

“Santa, what do you think of the current U.S. political environment," I asked. “A bunch of politicians have been very naughty,” replied Santa. .

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Tuesday, August 14, 2018

What constitutes safety?

This Is Real: In less than 10-minutes, an 11-year-old Florida boy hacked into a replica of the state elections website and changed the election results.

Fable: Stunned by this news, I met with U.S. Chief of National Security, General Willis "Mad Dog" Blunderfield.

"General Blunderfield, isn't our electoral system not only at risk from domestic and foreign powers, but also from middle school children?"

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Wednesday, July 4, 2018

A Very Merry Corporate Christmas

The Trump administration’s 2017 U.S. tax cuts are a financial bonanza for many giant companies, giving them billions of dollars for years to come.

Recently, I visited Santa in his workshop as he and his elves were busy building a new and much larger sleigh. They were also recruiting more reindeer.

“Why are you doing this Santa,“ I asked.

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Saturday, June 9, 2018

A Bank That Robbed Itself

In 2016, a huge Wells Fargo scandal broke. The bank had robbed many of its customers by secretly creating false accounts and charging them fees on those accounts. Despite the bank being forced to reimburse its customers the CEO received a 36% raise to $17.6-million. In recent months, the bank revealed it has been defrauding customers on auto and home loans.

Wondering why this happened, I asked famed Professor Dr. Willis Blunderfield.

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