Monday, June 29, 2020

The Happiest Place On Earth

With all mankind's miseries throughout the ages, it was inevitable someone would create “The Happiest Place On Earth.”

It is now under construction, located near Disneyland, meant to include those who didn’t find enough happiness there.

Recently, I spoke with it’s creator, Willis Blunderfield to find out what it will include.

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Wednesday, June 3, 2020

A Strong Leader and a Man of Compassion

Dear Reader, This unfortunate story of the U.S. President actually happened and it violates the U.S. Constitution. It happened soon after the news-media reported the President had hid in a bunker underneath the White House to avoid peaceful demonstrators protesting police brutality.

To reestablish himself as a strong leader, ironically, he did what the demonstrators nationwide and worldwide are protesting against. After describing the President's role, I made it satire involving Jesus and sent it to my son Kyle, who like me is a long-time real estate investor, which became part of the satire for California has arbitrarily imposed severe restrictions on investors.

Whether the nation holds this President accountable for his illegal actions awaits to be seen.
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Sunday, May 17, 2020

The Most Powerful Military In The World

Genovia has the most powerful military the world has ever seen. To express his gratitude, General Patrick Bluster spoke to the nation on TV.

“Thank you Genovia! Your money pays for military bases all over the world, new weapons and new fighter jets, ships and submarines.“

“Without your money, we could never fight all the wars we are fighting to bring peace to mankind."

“And when it comes to jobs in Genovia, we employee millions of people. In fact, we employ them in nearly every congressional district in Genovia.“

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Saturday, May 16, 2020

Genovia: Celebrating The Covid Virus Heroes

As Thundercat fighter jets roared through the skies of Genovia, President Willis Blunderfield prepared to speak.

When the last Thundercat disappeared into the distance, President Blunderfield addressed the nation.

“We are honored to have this military salute to our heroes, those front-line medical professionals who fight the COVID-19 virus,” his speech began.

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Saturday, May 2, 2020

A Possible New Savior

"I'm going to run for Savior," my friend Willis Wonk-Wonk told me. "But there already is one," I replied, stunned by his statement.

"Yeah," he answered. "But no-one's seen him in 2,000 years, and the world is in a tremendous mess. Someone's got to do something about it."

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Thursday, April 23, 2020

Reopening Genovia

As everyone sang “God Bless Genovia,” the scent of trouble was in the air. For the coronavirus had revealed a deep divide in the nation.

While most people remained quarantined at home, some Genovians wanted to reopen the country starting with its tattoo parlors, massage parlors and bowling alleys, Genovia’s biggest businesses.

It was tearing the country apart.

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Sunday, April 12, 2020

A Sports Crisis In Genovia

Because of the coronavirus, Genovia's people are suffering and the government recently canceled all sports events. But as a result, another crisis has arisen.

Hopscotch is Genovia's national sport and many sports fans paid in advance for their tickets.

But multi-millionaire Hopscotch team owners have refused to refund the money, claiming it is “Major League Hopscotch policy.”

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