Monday, January 14, 2019

The Sinking Of Titanica

Genovia and Titanica were in yet another border dispute about undocumented Genovians coming into Titanica.

Then one day, without consulting Genovia, Titanica President Blunderfield said Titanica would build a giant protective wall and Genovia would pay for it.

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Sunday, December 16, 2018

A Shocking Announcement From Santa

Yesterday, in a shocking announcement to the world, Santa revealed that last year all the toys were delivered by his friend Muhammed, a Muslim..

“As I got into my sleigh to deliver the toys,“ Santa stated, “I hurt my back.“

“In desperation, I turned to my long time friend Muhammed and he did a super job,” Santa added. “For some reason people believe Christians and Muslims are enemies but that’s just foolishness.”

“I agree,” said Muhammed. “Children everywhere wish to be loved and nurtured and to have a toy to play with. I was happy to help Santa.”

“Maybe someday,“ added Muhammed, “All religions will bring their worshippers together to celebrate each other’s joyous occasions. Then we will finally have peace on earth and goodwill to all.”

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Wednesday, December 5, 2018

Why The Costly Caravan Of Limousines Was Necessary

Recently, Buldavia’s President, Willis Blunderfield used a caravan of limousines to drive him just 250 yards to meet with one of his predecessors.

When Buldavia’s taxpayers got mad, his spokes person said, “It was necessary because of President Blunderfield’s hemorrhoids, which are very bad.

Adding, “Even as a young man, they were so bad, he was unable to serve in our military.and fight in the war although he desperately wanted to do so.”

But when asked, President Blunderfield replied, “Oh yeah, hemorrhoids. Actually, it was just too cold to walk. Why get mad? I waste money on many silly things.”

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Friday, October 26, 2018

The First House On The Moon

Tired of  mankind’s endless bickering, pollution, poverty and wars, Willis boarded one of the experimental moon flights.

With him, he brought everything necessary to survive there and to build a home.

Upon landing, he quickly built that home and lived happily and peacefully in his paradise. But soon others arrived to build homes and live there.

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Tuesday, October 23, 2018

The Great Sage

Seeking life changing wisdom, I visited The Great Sage, a woman renowned the world over for her inspirational advice..

As we sat in her garden, I asked, “What can bring greater purpose to my life?”

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Wednesday, October 10, 2018

The Price Of Freedom

Genovia was renowned for its democracy. But today, it is ruled by Emperor Hudson, a brutal and bombastic man with little compassion for others.

How did this happen? To find out I asked Professor Willis Blunderfield.

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Saturday, October 6, 2018

And The Angel Spoke

Deeply troubled by the terrible issues confronting us, I sought silence and solitude and in prayer, asked an Angel how to deal with them.

“You can get angry,” she replied in her soft and gentle voice, “But all you will do is frustrate yourself, and you will fail to change the world.”

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