Friday, December 15, 2017

In God's Image

"I was made in God's image," I told my friend William. "God looks like me. He's white, blue eyed and has gray hair."

"God can't look like you," William replied. "He looks like me. He's black, brown eyed and has curly black hair."

We weren't sure how to resolve this when our friend Patty joined us. "He looks like me," she said.

"He can't," we replied. "You're a woman." "Then who do I look like," she asked. "I'm better looking than you guys. Does this mean I'm better looking than God?"

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Friday, December 8, 2017

Jessica Christ

Christians had waited more than 2,000 years for the second coming of Jesus. But when the Lord recently came again, they were stunned.

For it was not Jesus but Jessica Christ, as God has a daughter as well as a son.

“This can’t be,” the men said.. “Men are always in charge. Even God is a man.”

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Sunday, December 3, 2017

The 2nd Coming Of Jesus

I saw him right in front of me, silently picking up litter.

He had long brown hair tied in a pony tail, copper colored skin and dark eyes. He wore old khaki green pants, a plaid red shirt and faded white athletic shoes.

He was about 5-feet, 6-inches tall and trim.

“Who are you,” I asked. “I’m Jesus,” he said softly, as he smiled.

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Friday, November 24, 2017

Living In A Better Time (Facebook Version)

"I'm sick of the news," said Hal in frustration. "It's always bad. I wish I could live in a better time like my grandparents did."

The next morning, Hal awoke to find himself in a strange place. It was in his same apartment but in the year 1945.

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The Tale Of Tavish McTavish

60-year-old Tavish McTavish was the richest man in town.

As his business prospered, he converted the money to gold and buried it in a secret place so he would always have it.

But one day, as he buried more gold, a voice rang out. "McTavish, you're the poorest man in town."

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Saturday, November 11, 2017

The Healing Chair

Famous the world over is The Healing Chair in which crippled or sick or injured people come one after the next to be healed.

As each person is gently placed into this oversized soothing green chair, the chair is adjusted to make them as comfortable as possible.

Then the renowned healer Bascom, a 40-year old man, softly places his hands on their shoulders and invisible energy passes from his hands through their bodies.

After 20-minutes, people arise from the chair, often miraculously pain free, and no longer crippled or sick or injured.

When asked how these miracles occur, Bascom replied, "The secret to The Healing Chair, and to my skills is this:

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Sunday, October 29, 2017

The Power Of Love

Farmer Brown was famous for growing the best fruits and vegetables. "How do you do it," everyone asked.

"It's simple," he would reply. "Throughout each day, I tell them that I love them."

"That's ridiculous," people replied. "How can your words of love affect your fruits and vegetables?"

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