Friday, September 11, 2020

Defending The President of The United States

Dear Reader: In 1995, the man who is now President of The United States allegedly raped a woman, and last year while President, publicly insulted her appearance and claimed she is "not my type." She sued him for defamation (damages to her reputation). Unprecedented in U.S. history, the U.S. Attorney General decided the Federal Government should defend the President and at taxpayer expense. 

He is also attempting to substitute the U.S. Government as the defending litigant, because the President made those terrible comments while in office. If he succeeds, her case will be dismissed because the Federal Government can't be sued for defamation. 

What follows is an email discussion I had with my dear friend Yanin Ontiveros, who shared some business information with me that I set aside to address this issue. The following is our email discussion:

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Sunday, August 16, 2020

A Lesson In Faith

With drought ravaging the little mountain town, the villagers were desperate for rain. 

Being a religious community, they decided to come together early the following day to pray for rain.

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Tuesday, July 7, 2020

The King Of California

With such horrible unresolved issues confronting the U.S. and its largest state, California something had to dramatically change. And suddenly, change came!

Disgusted with the politicians, the people decided "anyone could do better" and by lottery, California selected a child to hold the new office of King or Queen, with each office holder being in charge for one year.

To my surprise, my seven-year-old grandson Ikaika won the lottery and prepared to take office.

Of course before he could serve, he had to get the permission of his parents and of his second grade school teacher.

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Monday, June 29, 2020

The Happiest Place On Earth

With all mankind's miseries throughout the ages, it was inevitable someone would create “The Happiest Place On Earth.”

It is now under construction, located near Disneyland, meant to include those who didn’t find enough happiness there.

Recently, I spoke with it’s creator, Willis Blunderfield to find out what it will include.

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Wednesday, June 3, 2020

A Strong Leader and a Man of Compassion

Dear Reader, This unfortunate story of the U.S. President actually happened and it violates the U.S. Constitution. It happened soon after the news-media reported the President had hid in a bunker underneath the White House to avoid peaceful demonstrators protesting police brutality.

To reestablish himself as a strong leader, ironically, he did what the demonstrators nationwide and worldwide are protesting against. After describing the President's role, I made it satire involving Jesus and sent it to my son Kyle, who like me is a long-time real estate investor, which became part of the satire for California has arbitrarily imposed severe restrictions on investors.

Whether the nation holds this President accountable for his illegal actions awaits to be seen.
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Sunday, May 17, 2020

The Most Powerful Military In The World

Genovia has the most powerful military the world has ever seen. To express his gratitude, General Patrick Bluster spoke to the nation on TV.

“Thank you Genovia! Your money pays for military bases all over the world, new weapons and new fighter jets, ships and submarines.“

“Without your money, we could never fight all the wars we are fighting to bring peace to mankind."

“And when it comes to jobs in Genovia, we employee millions of people. In fact, we employ them in nearly every congressional district in Genovia.“

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Saturday, May 16, 2020

Genovia: Celebrating The Covid Virus Heroes

As Thundercat fighter jets roared through the skies of Genovia, President Willis Blunderfield prepared to speak.

When the last Thundercat disappeared into the distance, President Blunderfield addressed the nation.

“We are honored to have this military salute to our heroes, those front-line medical professionals who fight the COVID-19 virus,” his speech began.

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