Wayne Tremayne and The Thunder

A global sensation, Wayne Tremayne and The Thunder played rock concerts in the biggest stadiums in the world.

They won music awards, their online fan club had millions of members and the band's music was a staple of rock stations everywhere.

As a result, Wayne and his band members bought Beverly Hills homes, and cars and yachts in a showy display of what money could buy.

Yet sometimes Wayne would think of Annie, his long ago high school sweetheart, and all the fun they had together when they didn't have any money.

Welcome To Chocolateville

The world loves chocolate and it yearned for a chocolate paradise, a place where it could devour all the delicious chocolate it could eat or drink, a place of endless chocolate, happiness and brotherhood.

As a result the United Nations funded the creation of Chocolateville and it was paradise, as people flooded in, for everyone wants to live in paradise.

But then a strange thing happened in paradise: People suddenly became unhappy and began to squabble with each other.

Turtle Trouble

There is a beautiful Hawaiian Island that is home to two groups of sea turtles, the green turtles and the brown turtles.

Despite the Island's large size, the greens and the browns both claimed a single sand dune saying it had historic significance, the sand dune their ancestors came from.

There could be no compromise, nor sharing of the sand dune both sides said as they often went to war with each other.

A turtle war meant throwing as much sand as possible, as fast as possible, on the opponent and for many years that is what they did.

Then one day, both sides realized they had thrown so much sand at each other, that their sand dune was disappearing.

My Roof Is Leaking

In the last two days we have been pounded by rain. When the rain let up there was a loud knock on my backdoor.

"Hello Ernie," I said to the little gopher who was standing there. "Can I help you?"

"My roof is leaking," he shouted, as he shook the water off his fur. "You've gotta get out there and fix it so no more water goes in my gopher hole!"

Serving God

"Dear God," Joanie said in prayer, "How may I serve you?"

Suddenly, a bright light filled the room, and then came a magical voice:

Faith Requires Action

Morty was desperate. "Oh God," he proclaimed, "Please help me. If I had some money. I would use that money to pay off my debts and to help mankind."