Yesterday my gardener and I discovered a whole gopher community has formed in my backyard. Little piles of soil are everywhere!
An hour later the situation grew worse when the gophers formed a homeowners association and are now demanding a swimming pool, free beer and TV sets.
And if that wasn't enough, one of the gophers mooned me.
I’m at my wits end! I never kill gophers so I’m asking my gardener to return next week with gopher repellent.
But there is an alternative! I could leave them at Disneyland, officially called "The Happiest Place On Earth," where greater happiness would await them, and like so many Disney characters before them, they may become a major attraction.
And if they do, they will learn never to moon people.
With Love To All - Dick
