Sunday, May 17, 2020

The Most Powerful Military In The World

Genovia has the most powerful military the world has ever seen. To express his gratitude, General Patrick Bluster spoke to the nation on TV.

“Thank you Genovia! Your money pays for military bases all over the world, new weapons and new fighter jets, ships and submarines.“

“Without your money, we could never fight all the wars we are fighting to bring peace to mankind."

“And when it comes to jobs in Genovia, we employee millions of people. In fact, we employ them in nearly every congressional district in Genovia.“

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Saturday, May 16, 2020

Genovia: Celebrating The Covid Virus Heroes

As Thundercat fighter jets roared through the skies of Genovia, President Willis Blunderfield prepared to speak.

When the last Thundercat disappeared into the distance, President Blunderfield addressed the nation.

“We are honored to have this military salute to our heroes, those front-line medical professionals who fight the COVID-19 virus,” his speech began.

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Saturday, May 2, 2020

A Possible New Savior

"I'm going to run for Savior," my friend Willis Wonk-Wonk told me. "But there already is one," I replied, stunned by his statement.

"Yeah," he answered. "But no-one's seen him in 2,000 years, and the world is in a tremendous mess. Someone's got to do something about it."

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