Tuesday, November 15, 2022

Licking A Sonoran Desert Toad

On October 31st, The U.S. National Park Service issued a Facebook alert: Do not lick Sonoran Desert Toads! Why?

The little toads emit a potent hallucinogenic toxin, meaning licking these little guys can cause you to hallucinate.

Now you may be thinking Dick, this is just what I want, especially when I can lick these little toads for free. 

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Tuesday, November 1, 2022

The Cycles Of Life

As Mira laid in her hospital bed, her doctor told her she was at life's end. Instead of being upset, she smiled and requested a bowl of ripe red strawberries, some whipped cream and two forks.

Earlier that day, her family and friends had visited her and spoke of all the good times they had shared with her. Now with her diagnosis, Mira was at peace with herself.

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Friday, October 28, 2022

The First Elvis Impersonator

In present-day, Myanmar, researchers have discovered a 99-million-year-old hairy snail, about 1 inch long.

In looking at him, I thought of Elvis Presley, which means if other people can see that image too, it makes him the first Elvis impersonator.

With Love To All - Dick

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Monday, October 24, 2022

The Father - Son Talk

I think of my Mini Cooper as a son. His name is Mini and at 16 it is time to have what fathers call The Talk, so I can give him valuable life lessons. If you have a son, these lessons may be useful to you. Here is what I will say:

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The Wisdom Of The Animal Kingdom

"This is the case of the Wise Old Owl vs the Jackass," the Lion mightily roared as he called the court to order.

"Mr. Jackass is accused of harassing Mr. Owl on social media, arguing endlessly that only he is right and using nasty language and every harsh computer symbol to scream his feelings."

"Mr. Jackass is also accused of recruiting other jackasses on social media to join in harassing Mr. Owl, after Mr. Owl repeatedly tried to reason with Mr. Jackass, using science and logic. 

"Having read all the postings, I'm ready to issue my verdict."

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Saturday, October 1, 2022

Finding Paradise

In the vast blue waters of the Pacific Ocean, lies a beautiful new island. As a lifelong seeker of paradise, I moved there. And I loved it! 

But soon I became lonely and invited others to join me. From everywhere they came, and we named our island, Paradise.

But one day, things began to change:

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Monday, September 5, 2022

My Great Credit Card Adventure

Has this ever happened to you?

Your credit card is hacked, your bank cancels your card, but unknowingly you still use the card. This happened to me! I got a prescription at the drug store, used my card and the adventure began:

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