A library book originally checked out in February 1927, “A History of the United States,” by Benson Lossing was recently returned to a Napa County, CA library.
Kazan's Fables
Saturday, November 18, 2023
Friday, November 17, 2023
Surfing The Waves of Santa Monica
Sunday, October 8, 2023
Goodbye To Binkey
Recently, master repairman Joaquin Miranda, fixed the front lights to our home. But Joaquin had to return a day later, because the lights still did not work.
They didn’t work because Binkey the mouse had eaten the wires, and unable to digest them, he died. Why had he eaten them? He was determined to set a new Guinness Book Of World Records record for wires eaten at one time by one mouse, it was a bold effort!
Friday, August 11, 2023
My Career As A Thief
At 4:50 PM yesterday, a “Flash Mob” of more than 30
people, robbed an Yves Saint Laurent store in the Glendale Mall of about
$300,000 in merchandise.
I hate “Flash Mob” robbery, but I was emboldened by this crime, and today tried to rob Costco of two pair of socks. A Girl Scout tackled me, and a store clerk sat on me until the police arrived.
Tuesday, August 1, 2023
Roman Emperor Nero's Famed Theater
Wednesday, July 26, 2023
The Tour de Turtles
Modeled on the Tour de France, the Sea Turtle Conservancy
on August 1st, will launch the Tour de Turtles.
The “race” will include putting trackers on turtle “contestants,” and measuring when and where the turtles go.
But much like the Tour de France, rumors are already swirling about the illegal use of steroids.