Friday, September 28, 2018

How You Can Be Happy Despite All The Bad News

With so much frustration and bad news in the world, I visited famed professor Dr. Willis Blunderfield to learn how to be happy again.

“Happiness is vital,“ said Dr. Blunderfield. “ and to restore it is very simple.“

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Saturday, September 15, 2018

Scandals In Santa's Workshop

The North Pole is abuzz as the news media converged on Santa's workshop.

For despite his marriage, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer allegedly had affairs with two other female reindeer, one of them a porn star.

And Rudolph is also accused of having another of Santa's reindeer, Blitzer pay hush money to cover-up these lurid affairs, money allegedly stolen from Santa.

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Friday, September 7, 2018

Selecting A Supreme Court Justice

It was time to select a new Supreme Court Justice in the nation of Blunderfield, a selection so important, it could affect this nation for the next 25-years.

But one political party was in control and it selected Bonzo, a gorilla as nominee.
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