A Message From Jesus

Seeing all the chaos and cruelty in the world, Jesus decided to speak to mankind, and asked for television time.

“It doesn’t work that way,” replied the television networks. “You have to have an agent and there needs to be time to promote the event.”

"But this is vital," Jesus replied. "We must change the world." "Sounds good," the networks responded, "As long as you don't say anything controversial."

Where Dreams Come True

As Sid laid in his death bed, he bemoaned not having achieved his dreams, and now it's too late.

The Angels listened and one told the others, “We hear this so often from dying people. It’s very sad, and we should do something about this.”

“I know what to do,” another Angel replied. “Let’s create an island paradise, and on that island, each person can briefly be whatever he or she wishes to be.”

“We’ll start by taking Sid from his death bed, and although it will appear physically that he is in that bed, we will transport him spiritually to this magical island.”

Praying For Satan

“Why do you pray for me,” said Satan. “I’m the prince of darkness, the damnation of hell.”

Eternal Youth

“My wish is to be young forever,” Emily prayed each night. And then one night, a voice replied, “We will grant your prayer if you are sure that is what you want.”

“It is,” Emily proclaimed in joy.

A Message From Jesus

I was excited when I saw Jesus, who some say is the son of God. Being a humble man, he was in the park picking up litter.

”Jesus, may I ask you a question?” “Of course my son,” he answered.

“What is your message,” I asked.