A 75-year-old couple, Howard and Emily, with glee, were about to celebrate their 50th anniversary.
As their family and friends gathered for this special occasion, Howard suddenly said, "There can be no-more evasion."
"There is something I must say and say it today. For years I've been secretly seeing someone else, and now she is free and wants to be with me."
The Potomac Valley Track Club in Virginia just held the US’s first backward track race. There were 14 competitors in 4 events and the Club plans to make this an annual event.
After reading this, I was so inspired, that this morning I began running backward. So far I’ve run all the way back to 1986.
By the time I’m done running, I expect to shake hands with Abraham Lincoln.
With Love To All - Dick
I went shopping today and while in the store, I visited the cereal aisle. There were what I call Coco Fruity Puffs, cereals loaded with sugar, preservatives, artificial coloring, etc.
My stomach took one look and thrust me against the grocery cart. It said, “If you eat one bite, I will use your hands to strangle you."
