The Greatest Leader

With the world in turmoil, and people demanding new leadership, I went to famed professor Willis Blunderfield for answers. Here are his remarks:

Is Jesus The Son Of God?

 “Is Jesus the son of God,“ I asked The Spiritual Voice while in prayer.

You Are God

“You are God,“ replied the great prophet when I asked him where to find God.

“How could I be God,” I skeptically answered. “I’m just a man.”

A Global Economic War

With all the fear of new US tariffs triggering a global economic war, I spoke to famed economics professor, Dr. Willis Blunderfield to get his perspective.

“Dr. Blunderfield, do you think these US tariffs could trigger tariffs from all over the world against US goods?”

The Answer To Gun Violence

“The answer to bad guys with guns, is good guys with guns,“ said the sage from the giant gun organization.

I went to him because the US is in the throes of horrific gun violence, as it has been for so long, and I hoped for solutions.

“So we can finally end this violence,“ I happily replied. “Of course,“ he answered.