Recently, I visited Santa in his workshop as he and his elves were busy building a new and much larger sleigh. They were also recruiting more reindeer.
“Why are you doing this Santa,“ I asked.
“I have to,“ he replied. “Do you have any idea how hard it is to deliver so much money to so many giant corporations that do business in the U.S.?"
“Last year the task was so big,“ Santa continued, “We had to delay delivering presents to children so these companies could receive their money.”
"Poor Rudolph and the other reindeer were exhausted and threatened to quit.”
"But Americans want this," I told Santa, "For it will 'Make America Great Again.' "
"I don't know about that," said Santa. "Maybe America would become great if only it took better care of its people and people who wish to become Americans."
With Love To All - Dick
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