How To Hire And Fire Attorneys

With President Trump often hiring and firing attorneys, I wondered if there is a best way to do this. To find out, I spoke with legal expert Dr. Willis Blunderfield.

“Of course there is,“ replied Dr. Blunderfield. “And it’s simple.“

“Hire an attorney making the same insulting comments about others that you do.”

“To fire an attorney, just refuse to pay his or her legal bills. Your new attorney will then defend you against the old attorney.“

“But if the old attorney helped you commit a crime, be careful, especially if there is a plea deal for them.“

“Just be thankful Dick,” Dr. Blunderfield added, “that you don’t harm others for that will keep you out of trouble and away from attorneys.

With Love To All ~ Dick