Day 1
Throughout my life, I have held a pasted tooth brush and brushed my teeth. Very simple.
But now, I am told, it is time for me to use a modern electric tooth brush. So I bought the one recommended by my dental hygienist and began to read the instructions.
Immediately, I noticed they were in English, Spanish and French, and were so complex, I couldn't tell the languages apart.
But after finally deciphering those instructions, I learned I can sync my new tooth brush to my cell phone, although I don't know why I would.
My new tooth brush may also be able to turn on the TV and start my toaster but I don't know why I would do that either.
But undeterred, I was finally ready to brush. So today, for the first time, I used an electric toothbrush. Here's what happened:
