Why The Costly Caravan Of Limousines Was Necessary

Recently, Buldavia’s President, Willis Blunderfield used a caravan of limousines to drive him just 250 yards to meet with one of his predecessors.

When Buldavia’s taxpayers got mad, his spokes person said, “It was necessary because of President Blunderfield’s hemorrhoids, which are very bad.

Adding, “Even as a young man, they were so bad, he was unable to serve in our military.and fight in the war although he desperately wanted to do so.”

But when asked, President Blunderfield replied, “Oh yeah, hemorrhoids. Actually, it was just too cold to walk. Why get mad? I waste money on many silly things.”

With Love To All ~ Dick