Proclaimed as a scientific breakthrough, scientists announced they filmed Costello, an octopus, having a nightmare, a first for an octopus. I asked University of Vermont scientist Dr. Eric Angel Ramos, why this is important:
Dr. Ramos: Because filming an octopus having a nightmare is a scientific first!
DK: Why does that matter?
Dr. Ramos: [After a moment of silence] I don’t know.
DK: How do you know he was having a nightmare?
Dr. Ramos: [After another moment of silence] I am just
guessing.
DK: How did you guys get the idea to film this octopus?
Dr. Ramos: It seemed like a great idea Saturday night at The
Tipsy Cow after we shared a keg of beer.
Later I asked Costello, the octopus, if it was true, that he was having a nightmare when they filmed him.
Costello: Yeah, I was having a nightmare! You would too if
you had those drunken nerds stumbling, snickering and vomiting as they filmed
you. Because of them I keep having nightmares! Do you know the name of a good attorney?
With Love To All - Dick
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