In the news, Donald Trump wants the U.S. to buy Greenland. Greenland is an island in the North Atlantic, three times the size of Texas, with a population of 57,000. It is part of Denmark, but Greenland is seeking its independence.
In a related story, Mute Bourup Egede, Greenland’s Prime Minister stunned the world when he said they are thinking of declaring war on the US.
“It makes sense. We declare war and instantly surrender,” he said. “Everyone knows the US will then pour in trillions of dollars to rebuild us into one of the richest countries in the world.”
When asked if Greenland in defeat would be forced to have a Trump Tower, Mr. Egede replied, “Of course. We must do something to help the US President justify all the money flooding in here.“
With Love To All - Dick
This premise is based upon the 1950's comedy, "The Mouse That Roared."
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