In shocking news, it is estimated that 80% of the koalas in New South Wales, Australia have the sexually transmitted disease chlamydia. To find out how scientists will combat this disease, I spoke to Australian Professor Norman Nerdly:
DK: What action do you plan to take?
Professor Nerdly: We intend to ask every male koala to wear a tiny prophylactic.
DK: But they only have little paws. How will they put them on? And how will you re-supply them?
Professor Nerdly: We have no idea.
DK: What if you just vaccinate them?
Professor Nerdly: That’s a great idea! But to do that, we
would have to climb large trees to reach them, and we are all afraid of
heights.
DK: What if you lured them down with food?
Professor Nerdly: That would definitely solve the problem.
They eat leaves, and we could lure them down with better leaves like cannabis.
But we still have one problem. We can't afford the leafy munchies afterward.
With Love To All - Dick
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