Wednesday, April 26, 2023

The Perfect Woman

Guys, have you been searching for that perfect woman? A woman who will:

1) Listen to everything you have to say, and not discuss her "feelings," or anything else that bores you.

2) Have sex with you as often as you like, and not seek a "commitment."

3) Have no baggage from prior relationships or have other personal problems.

If so, I have The Perfect Woman for you:

A Female Crash Test Dummy!

Not only does she meet all your criteria, but here is an added bonus: You may be able to use her to ride in the carpool lane. 

How do you meet this lady? Simple. On Amazon. And she is waiting just for you.

With Love To All - Dick

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