Last week, I witnessed a Medical Miracle! A 98-year-old
man on his deathbed reached for a cup of water, and accidentally
drank a cup of hot Sriracha Sauce.
Not only did he survive, but he was last seen running down the street screaming for water and cursing Mexico.
From this Medical Miracle, Sriracha sales have skyrocketed, prices have soared and Mexico just paid off its national debt!
With Love To All - Dick
Dear Reader: Anticipating hot Sriracha Sauce would catch on worldwide, I bought stock in Pepto-Bismol and made a fortune.
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