There is a new service that allows scared passengers to call
a pilot before flying, to ask questions and get reassurance. It’s called Dial A Pilot, and the cost is only $50 for a 15
minute call.
As an entrepreneur, I see another great potential service. Dial A Cop. For just $500 on a stolen credit card you can speak with a retired FBI agent.
This is perfect for those committing securities fraud, embezzlement or money laundering, so that in the unlikely event they get prosecuted, they know how to find the right white collar crime lawyer to avoid prison.
And the best part is, for a huge fee, many Wall Streeters would not only endorse it, but also raise money to start it!
Our ads would be short and simple: “So call now! 1-800-You-Crook! Operators are standing by! Se habla Espanol.”
With Love To All - Dick
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