At the Weinerschnitzel Weiner Nationals, an annual event held in Los Alamitos, CA a Dachshund named Beenie Von Weenie was declared “The Fastest Wienie of the West” for 2023 after he outran about 100 other Dachshunds. He won $1000 and a new dog house, in this fund raising charity event.
Seeing a great opportunity, I began to get my mutt, Oh Hell No! into shape, to race other mutts. Thus far he has been outrun by every other dog including Beenie Von Weenie.
As he has no speed, I must redefine this contest: I’m thinking either as the world‘s loudest whiner, or the biggest pooper. In these categories, he is unbeatable.
With Love To All - Dick
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