Tuesday, August 1, 2023

Roman Emperor Nero's Famed Theater

During excavation for the Four Seasons Hotel in Rome, archaeologists were called in when Roman Emperor Nero’s famed but long lost Theater was found.

In related news, 10 minutes after the discovery, Taylor Swift booked, and sold out all of her upcoming concerts there.

In what is now a tradition, Ticketmaster couldn’t handle the demand for Taylor Swift tickets and shutdown, leaving all the ticket requests unfulfilled.

Said Nero’s ghost, “Even I didn’t screw up this badly!“ 

With Love To All - Dick

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