In the news, Costa Rican prison guards apprehended a cat with 230 g of Cannabis and 67 g of Crack Cocaine taped to his little body, as he leaped the prison fence to bring the drugs inside.
Now the Fable:
Authorities became suspicious because the cat had become so weighted down with drugs, he needed help leaping the fence.
In related fable news, imprisoned Mexican drug lord El Chapo, from the bottom of his heart, contacted the Humane Society offering to adopt every cat they have.
With Love To All - Dick
This afternoon, we have breaking news! President Trump just pardoned this drug smuggling cat. He joins a remarkable list of convicted but pardoned investor and bank swindlers, pardoned by President Trump.
Dear Reader: This drug smuggling cat is a real story https://www.cbsnews.com/news/video-cat-drugs-caught-prison-costa-rica/
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