Trump Land

An Open Letter to the Islamic Republic of Iran.

Dear Officials,

As you have witnessed and been profoundly affected by, the American President launched a war against you and now has no direction to go, except for an unending spiral of violence. He is appealing to the rest of the world to join him but has been rebuffed by everyone but Israel.

Iran and the rest of the world is in desperate need of peace, and on that basis, I propose the following to you:

On Mount Tochal, which is visible to most of your capitol Tehran, build and then at night, light a replica of the world famous "Hollywood Sign," located in the Hollywood Hills, in Los Angeles.

Only have your sign read: "Trump Land."

President Trump will immediately declare victory, as he protects that sign and everything around it. You will bring this suicidal war to an end.

I know this is humiliating to you, but he was born in 1946, and I in 1945 and neither of us will live long into the future. When he passes, you can take this Trump sign down, as similar Trump signs are likely to be taken down all over the U.S.

Your grace will end the enormous suffering and devastation this war has begun. And you might even win the Nobel Peace Prize, something which would drive our President crazy.

With Love To All - Dick