In the news, Donald Trump wants the U.S. to buy Greenland. Greenland is an island in the North Atlantic, three times the size of Texas, with a population of 57,000. It is part of Denmark, but Greenland is seeking its independence.
In a related story, Mute Bourup Egede, Greenland’s Prime Minister stunned the world when he said they are thinking of declaring war on the US.
Adjoining The Grand Teton National Park in Wyoming, the U.S. government is acquiring one square mile for $100 million, to be forever undeveloped parkland.
In a related story, in Beverly Hills, the U.S. government is acquiring one square yard for $100 million to be forever undeveloped parkland.
Because it is in the ultra exclusive Rodeo Drive Shopping Plaza, reservations to camp there are already sold out for the next 16 years. All the buyers are women.
With Love To All - Dick
Sunday in the Washington Post was an article written by Professor Kelly Lambert, a neuroscientist at the University of Richmond, explaining how she and her team created tiny cars and taught rats to drive them. After each drive, they reward the rats with a Fruit Loop.
If I were to interview Professor Lambert, this is how I imagine the interview:
DK: Who thought it was a good idea to build tiny cars and teach rats to drive them?
PL: Things had been very slow in the neuroscience department. And then one Saturday night at a keg party, after a few rounds of beers, we got this great idea.
In the Victorian era, hand fans were a fun way for people to gently flirt and amuse each other. They were the Tinder of their time.
As a man who offers love to all, I always look for ways of expressing that love. But yesterday something odd happened.
Day 1
Throughout my life, I have held a pasted tooth brush and brushed my teeth. Very simple.
But now, I am told, it is time for me to use a modern electric tooth brush. So I bought the one recommended by my dental hygienist and began to read the instructions.
Immediately, I noticed they were in English, Spanish and French, and were so complex, I couldn't tell the languages apart.
But after finally deciphering those instructions, I learned I can sync my new tooth brush to my cell phone, although I don't know why I would.
My new tooth brush may also be able to turn on the TV and start my toaster but I don't know why I would do that either.
But undeterred, I was finally ready to brush. So today, for the first time, I used an electric toothbrush. Here's what happened:
Time magazine just published a great new scientific study that says if someone is attacked, to punch the shark in the snout, and if that fails poke him in the eyes.
Over the weekend here in the US, Republicans promised additional major tax breaks for corporations and for wealthy people.
Given the huge national deficit, at first, I was worried, but then I realized this is how the Bible guides us.
