Friday, April 21, 2023

A Major Scientific Breakthrough

News Headline: "Researchers Capture Sharpest-Ever Images of a Mouse Brain," Duke University scientists announced.

When asked the relevancy of this scientific breakthrough, Duke scientists had no answer, except to say, "Doing this seemed like a great idea during a Saturday night tequila drinking contest."

"It didn't cure cancer or diabetes," said one scientist, "But it was a hell-of-a-lot-of-fun until we sobered up."

With Love To All - Dick

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