The Tour de Turtles

Modeled on the Tour de France, the Sea Turtle Conservancy on August 1st, will launch the Tour de Turtles.

The “race” will include putting trackers on turtle “contestants,” and measuring when and where the turtles go.

But much like the Tour de France, rumors are already swirling about the illegal use of steroids.

To find out if this is true, this morning, I arrived to interview Myrtle the Turtle but before I could ask a single question, this confused but muscular reptile swam off in the wrong direction.

With Love To All - Dick