Thursday, February 9, 2023

Interviewing The Chinese Weather Balloon

Today on Zoom, I briefly interviewed the Chinese Weather Balloon:

Why were you flying over Montana? “I was on vacation.”

How do you feel about being called the size of three buses? “It was insulting! I already have a bad self body image and now I will never have the confidence to attract lady balloons.”

How do you feel about being called a spy? “It’s ridiculous! When I fly, everyone can see me. James Bond, I’m not.“

What are your future plans? “I’m going to vacation by flying over the Congress and the White House. Those are great places for me to fill up with hot air.“

With Love To All - Dick

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