Guys, have you been searching for that perfect woman? A woman who will:
1) Listen to everything you have to say, and not discuss her "feelings," or anything else that bores you.
2) Have sex with you as often as you like, and not seek a "commitment."
3) Have no baggage from prior relationships or have other personal problems.
If so, I have The Perfect Woman for you:
The New York Times recently published an exciting new scientific study researching why hair on humans and mice turn gray. Impressed by all the time and money spent on this research, I decided to test it for myself.
News Headline: "Researchers Capture Sharpest-Ever Images of a Mouse Brain," Duke University scientists announced.
When asked the relevancy of this scientific breakthrough, Duke scientists had no answer, except to say, "Doing this seemed like a great idea during a Saturday night tequila drinking contest."
Last weekend, The Oscar Meyer Weinermobile came to Las Vegas and in conjunction with the iconic Little White Chapel, where Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez were married, held weddings.
In the news, approximately 2 million dimes, or about $200,000, was taken from a tractor trailer in a parking lot of the Philadelphia Mills shopping mall complex in north-east Philadelphia on Thursday morning.
Seeing a great story, I approached one of the robbers:
Archeologists recently discovered a 3,200 year-old-tomb belonging to Panehsy, the temple guard of Egyptian deity Amun.
While exploring the tomb yesterday, the archeologists discovered a newspaper interview of Mrs. Panehsy:
At the Berlin Zoo, an elephant, Pang Pha amazed scientists, when despite having no thumbs, she peeled a banana.
Scientists at Britain's famed Welcome Sanger Institute are trying to learn why humans get cancer far more often than other mammals, such as whales and elephants.
On April 3, 1973 Motorola engineer, and inventor Martin Cooper using a brick sized device, made history when he placed the world’s first cell phone call.
It was to Domino’s, and unfortunately, he is still waiting for his pizza to be delivered.
With Love To All - Dick
