In their new “Our Living Islands” program, the Irish government announced a grant program of up to $92,000 for those willing to move to various offshore Irish islands, as they try to attract new residents.
Touched by their exciting offer, this morning I wrote the following letter to the Irish Government:
Dear Ireland,
Thank you for your compelling offer under your “Our Living Islands” program. In an attempt to save you money, I would be willing to relocate to the Hawaiian Islands for as little as $50,000. Please send these funds as soon as possible because I am often frivolous with money. Your Friend - Dick
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