Friday, July 25, 2025

Psychedelic Mushrooms For Mice

A new Emory University study claims that psychedelic mushrooms added 30% to the lifespan of their test mice, a remarkable result.

In an interview exclusive to this fable, I asked one of the professors how they got the idea to give mice mushrooms to help them live longer.

Professor: We were at a beer kegger one Saturday night and after at least several rounds, it seemed like a great idea!

Dick: How did you think of psychedelic mushrooms?

Professor: After the beer ran out, we tried those mushrooms ourselves and they worked great for us! And then we fed them to the mice.

Dick: What is your next experiment?

Professor: Pizza! We plan to feed mice pizza during our next kegger and see if that has any effect on them besides making their waste lines bigger.

With Love To All - Dick
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