Monday, April 4, 2022

The First Dog Governor of California

Covid lockdowns, Zoom classes, extreme and contradictory restrictions and mandatory vaccinations set off a firestorm and Californians demanded change.

But the politicians didn't listen and some ignored their own rules, so the people elected Lenny, a tiny Chihuahua as governor of California.

How did Lenny win over voters? With love, by licking their fingers and faces and nuzzling their cheeks as he captured their hearts with unconditional love.

What about the issues? Lenny was silent, and took no political donations except tummy tickles, as the voters trusted him.

And he touched peoples' hearts when he barked the national anthem at karaoke bars. He won by a landslide.

The moral to our story: Politicians beware. Unless you are this cute and loving and can bark the national anthem, you can be replaced. 

With Love To All - Dick

Note: In real life, Lenny's pet companions are my dear friend Yanin Ontiveros and her daughter Sophia.

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