How You Can Be Happy Despite All The Bad News

With so much frustration and bad news in the world, I visited famed professor Dr. Willis Blunderfield to learn how to be happy again.

“Happiness is vital,“ said Dr. Blunderfield. “ and to restore it is very simple.“

Scandals In Santa's Workshop

The North Pole is abuzz as the news media converged on Santa's workshop.

For despite his marriage, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer allegedly had affairs with two other female reindeer, one of them a porn star.

And Rudolph is also accused of having another of Santa's reindeer, Blitzer pay hush money to cover-up these lurid affairs, money allegedly stolen from Santa.

Selecting A Supreme Court Justice

It was time to select a new Supreme Court Justice in the nation of Blunderfield, a selection so important, it could affect this nation for the next 25-years.

But one political party was in control and it selected Bonzo, a gorilla as nominee.

How To Hire And Fire Attorneys

With President Trump often hiring and firing attorneys, I wondered if there is a best way to do this. To find out, I spoke with legal expert Dr. Willis Blunderfield.

“Of course there is,“ replied Dr. Blunderfield. “And it’s simple.“

Santa’s Perspective On U.S. Politics

“Santa, what do you think of the current U.S. political environment," I asked. “A bunch of politicians have been very naughty,” replied Santa. .

What constitutes safety?

This Is Real: In less than 10-minutes, an 11-year-old Florida boy hacked into a replica of the state elections website and changed the election results.

Fable: Stunned by this news, I met with U.S. Chief of National Security, General Willis "Mad Dog" Blunderfield.

"General Blunderfield, isn't our electoral system not only at risk from domestic and foreign powers, but also from middle school children?"

A Very Merry Corporate Christmas

The Trump administration’s 2017 U.S. tax cuts are a financial bonanza for many giant companies, giving them billions of dollars for years to come.

Recently, I visited Santa in his workshop as he and his elves were busy building a new and much larger sleigh. They were also recruiting more reindeer.

“Why are you doing this Santa,“ I asked.