Covid lockdowns, Zoom classes, extreme and contradictory restrictions and mandatory vaccinations set off a firestorm and Californians demanded change.
But the politicians didn't listen and some ignored their own rules, so the people elected Lenny, a tiny Chihuahua as governor of California.
Yesterday my gardener and I discovered a whole gopher community has formed in my backyard. Little piles of soil are everywhere!
An hour later the situation grew worse when the gophers formed a homeowners association and are now demanding a swimming pool, free beer and TV sets.
And if that wasn't enough, one of the gophers mooned me.
I’m at my wits end! I never kill gophers so I’m asking my gardener to return next week with gopher repellent.
But there is an alternative! I could leave them at Disneyland, officially called "The Happiest Place On Earth," where greater happiness would await them, and like so many Disney characters before them, they may become a major attraction.
And if they do, they will learn never to moon people.
With Love To All - Dick
Dear Reader,
As you may recall, I have a dog named Carter. He lives full-time with my next-door neighbor who walks him, feeds him, takes him to the vet and does all the other wonderful things pet companions do. I have no involvement.
But lately, when my neighbor jogs by with Carter, I think she wants me to walk him, which I have no intention of doing. So to be diplomatic, I’ve changed his name.
Today in my local market, I tried to buy a special cereal only to find it was on too high a shelf and I wasn’t tall enough to reach it. At first I thought it was the lord telling me not to buy this cereal.
At age 76, you may say I'm much too old to believe in Santa, and yet I do! Why?
