The First House On The Moon

Tired of  mankind’s endless bickering, pollution, poverty and wars, Willis boarded one of the experimental moon flights.

With him, he brought everything necessary to survive there and to build a home.

Upon landing, he quickly built that home and lived happily and peacefully in his paradise. But soon others arrived to build homes and live there.

The Great Sage

Seeking life changing wisdom, I visited The Great Sage, a woman renowned the world over for her inspirational advice..

As we sat in her garden, I asked, “What can bring greater purpose to my life?”

The Price Of Freedom

Genovia was renowned for its democracy. But today, it is ruled by Emperor Hudson, a brutal and bombastic man with little compassion for others.

How did this happen? To find out I asked Professor Willis Blunderfield.

And The Angel Spoke

Deeply troubled by the terrible issues confronting us, I sought silence and solitude and in prayer, asked an Angel how to deal with them.

“You can get angry,” she replied in her soft and gentle voice, “But all you will do is frustrate yourself, and you will fail to change the world.”

How You Can Be Happy Despite All The Bad News

With so much frustration and bad news in the world, I visited famed professor Dr. Willis Blunderfield to learn how to be happy again.

“Happiness is vital,“ said Dr. Blunderfield. “ and to restore it is very simple.“

Scandals In Santa's Workshop

The North Pole is abuzz as the news media converged on Santa's workshop.

For despite his marriage, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer allegedly had affairs with two other female reindeer, one of them a porn star.

And Rudolph is also accused of having another of Santa's reindeer, Blitzer pay hush money to cover-up these lurid affairs, money allegedly stolen from Santa.

Selecting A Supreme Court Justice

It was time to select a new Supreme Court Justice in the nation of Blunderfield, a selection so important, it could affect this nation for the next 25-years.

But one political party was in control and it selected Bonzo, a gorilla as nominee.